why is everything expensive?

lyrics are magical.

benjamin francis leftwich for the win <3

in such a blogging mood so excuse me if i ramble.

i have lots going round my head, i have a feeling its going to opiuhctpwierp onto the screeeeen.

thinking about my gran. (nain because im from wales and this is how we do)(farm nain because she lives on a farm and i needed to distinguish which nain i meant as a child)

My nain's name is Victoria. Shes 78 years old. She grew up on a farm in North Wales and spent her life teaching cookery and sewing to school children. I see her proably once every two weeks, but speak often. shes lots of fun. just the other day my aunite was picking her up from her ladies book club, i've told she was carrying a huge white box with a beautiful cake with red icing inside. the ladies had decided to do a gift exchange, (you swap gifts, things youve made or bought etc). PROBLEM: my nain didnt bring a gift. As she was leaving the oragniser of the event became suspicious and asked her what she had brought to exchange for the cake. without missing a beat she said her gift had already been taken and it was a gift card if the bitch must know and left. i dont think she swore. shes quite proper like that. but still the organiser person sounds like a bitch. she probably got all flustered and left in a hurry but still make her sound cool.

as she was telling me this story, it got me thinking that when your 78, one of the things that is both good and bad is that youre back to being a child.

not my nain. but still, a lovely looking specimen of a woman.

bring on summer 2K11. swinging off ropes into the cold and dirty river that is the dee. yes m8.

rararararra. smiley,smiley,smiley, wierd.

one thing i do regret in life is not taking enough photos. forutnately with the wonder of facebook i can steal other peoples;) but realising my regret about this made me write a list of things i wont to do/change in my life.

• learn to rollerblade
• trim and tone
• take more photos
• stop sniffing glue (KIDDING)
• keep to my strict no red meat diet
• use my gym membership
• get a job
• ^ from this job buy a ipod.
• grow my hair
• come to terms with the fact some people make you happy and some people make you sad. whenive relaised this maybe il stop trying to 'get along' with twats. well. one twat.
• BLOG MORE ;)

love yaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxx

stay senile

Senile- the ultimate insult. 

we like to do it differently. 

You know when you're in an awkward situation. You don't really know who these people you are surrounded by are. You're stood awkwardly on the outside of their circle. Arms folded. Pretending to text someone, or glancing at your phone ever 5 seconds, fake smiling and the fake text you just received. 

But someone has to say something. 

Those people that actually say something. 

Yeah.

They're usually us. 

You'd be forgiven for thinking we're weird. We are. Call us weird, call us crazy, we don't really care. 

And the two things, that we know will always get us of a sticky situation are just saying- 

Ravin' and misbehavin'

OR

knock knock? whose there? Dr? Dr who 

ahahhahahaha that literally never gets old. 

follow those rules and forget awkward situations and say heellloo to a new found freedom.

Don't you just hate bailers? 

Our friend and sister- imi clarke- told us a story about her friend yesterday. 

Her friend is a boy. ooooo ;)

Everyone thinks he's a pedophile. He doesn't get it. Everyone he sees calls him a pedophile. 

Even his girlfriend calls him a pedophile. 

But what does she know? 

She's only 6. 

We watched the basketball last weekend.

Never knew real live people could be so tall. 

We thought trees were the only thing taller than normal people. 

These people are superheros. 

P E A C E ! 

IM BLUE

KIDDIN' IM TOTALLY SKIN COLOURED.

half day tomorrow signifies the beginning of half term.
FINALLY!

pizza anyone?

BLAZERS ARE HERE TO STAY

FACT

mcfly are makin' a comeback.

is right.

BRAPBRAP.

So lyk, da ova day we hit up a pub quiz

'topshop charity pub quiz'.

FIRSTLY- we wanted to impress the topman workers/mr perfects with our general knowledge.

SECONDLY - it was a wednesday (out on a school night) we naughty!

here, was when a poor baby. called jazz

(thats not the unfortunate part, even though it is slightly like the name of the girl in aladdin)

suffered an extreme unfairness.

HE KNEW THE ANSWER TO ONE OF THE QUESTIONS.

WE IGNORED HIM.

10000000000000APOLOGIES.

the question- 'what is the fastest land animal and at what speed does it run'

the answer- 'cheetah. and 70mph(ish)'

• heres jazz as a cheetah. we figured if we made him famous, one day he'd forgive us. <3 big love



we're thinking of getting white tatoos?

look MINGIN on photos though..

they should be called WOOS:)

PEACE N LUV

Feeling a bit jokie

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repairman."

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"

Not the best move Anne Frank ever made. 

 yes i did steal think of these. 

hehehehe 

unTOucheablE

HELLO!

WHATS GWANIN ?

Crocodiles are sick <3

magical yesterday at central. Lot of love for central station, Wrexham.

on that King Blues hype. 1st April (this is not an april fools its for real) get tickets now!!!!!

^Central aren't paying us to advertise, they totally should, all 1 follower and 7 views. But it's early dayz. We're staying strong. 

HOLLLAA!

Saw two postmen in postmen cars driving one behind the other today. 

No one can deny that that is rare. 

RARE I TELL YOU!

Can't wait for the justin bieber film. 

lol jk

If you think his songs are good now, wait till he gets to second base

Theres an ever growing list of people that look like justin bieber. We don't wanna embarrass anyone but...

BamesJatterham, HukeLuxley, BustinJieber ;) 

to not name a few...

^we may or may not have gone to the effort of not or having done stolen/taken this picture off a fellow musicians facebook page. But we may have. Or may not have. 

So today, our friend told us that somebody insulted the profession plumbing. Now, we feel that plumbing is a great professions, there's tons of money involved, especially if you go freelance (career advice there, don't worry it's free). He claims doctors are better than plumbers but really they are so alike.

We know what you're thinking, in what way are doctors and plumber alike? Well, they both bury their mistakes. 

HEY YA!

Please, play nice.

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE HATTTTERZ 

smile for all them haterz.

kinda up for this tomorrow.

stay street wise

P E A C E X

techn(ology)

h h h h h olla

Would you use your invisibility cloak for good or for evil?

Name: Pip&Indi&Flossie
Age: 16
Hobbies: Diet Coke
(future) Home: New York
Hero (and close friend): Ed Sheeran

SAY WHAT?!

Come here rude boy. Actually don't. Rihanna sucks, and we like well mannered people.

So the thing about hair is: it's annoying. To Chop or Not to Chop? The question on many peoples lips. Including, apparently Emma Watson. Exhibit A.

We're not big fans. 

In our mind, girls have long hair, boys have short hair. The End.

But welcome to 2011, the era of long haired bois and bobbed girls. BOB'S YOUR UNCLE, not your hairstyle. 

OHMYGOSH. 

We wish we could go into every single hairdressers and hide their scissors. This is an example of using our invisibility cloak for good. 

Dream hair? 

so seductive. Yummy mummy. Ring girl. Imagine brushing that. Love. Et.

Who played with aliens when they were younger? WE DID! purple green blue glittery yellow squidgy. All tell tale signs of an alien. 

It's weird you could never get stripey or spotty ones. Oh the wonders of life. 

CRASHBANDICOOT <3

cooties

cuties

hello there foxy mamma. 

MATTY B RAPS SAY HELLO

purple penguin 

BIG SHOUT OUT TO CRAIG BEAUMONT.

what a beautiful name, sounds like a hotel no? 

Swear there was a boat in friends called The Mr Beaumont. 

Beau means beautiful. 

Pretty much sums craig up <3 

Craig is this boy  lad, that is super trendy. Chinos, american apparel, you know the drill. We know him... really really well. We've grown alot closer since meeting him...yesterday. Didn't talk to him though.  Obviously we know of him. Hes the boy about town. The one you always see and your like "hey whose that really cool looking guy over there by the straws?" But y'know hes friends with some people we know. So today we were just like HELL YEAH WE'LL TALK TO HIM ON CHAT.

Took Guts. 

Good looking people are intimidating. 

Hereeeeeeees craigy: 

- Hi Craig.

-Hey guys! I feel so privileged to be on your blog, so thanks so much for giving me the time of day. 

-Oh don't worry about it Craig. Anytime. Okay lets get started. Who are you best friends? 

Besides you two? Probably Jackrob, jayrich, and... my cat. 

-Jackrob and jayrich? Never heard of these goons, probably very uncool, what ridiculous names. Did they self name themselves?

Ha ha ha, welll, im only friends with them because i dont go to school with you guys. Nah, they're not very cool. At all. Don't tell them i said this. Jackrob thinks he can mc but he can't. And jayrich, well, he still plays with lego.

-Harsh Words craigy boy. Next question. Sum up your ideal girl

Indi and Pip.

-You are too kind. Favourite Band? 

Probably blink 182

-Classic. Last question, what did you dream about last night. 

Well it's really weird, i kissed my male teacher, guess it's not just a silly crush after all...

going to watch the Basketball

Peaaaaace x

Spontaneous Saturday

Yoooooo

Post 2. 

Bright orange nails.

Disposable camera purchase 

Boy on crutches

CRAAAAAZY DAY... so far.

Happy birthday porter:) 

Today is saturday, the 12th. The Strokes- Undercover of Darkness playing in the background (missed that band) So glad they're back together, can't wait until Busted do the same. Isn't it annoying when bands break up? I mean they don't seem to consider anyone else's feelings. It's bloody selfish. People leaving= selfish. Yes Charlie Simpson thats aimed at you, hate you. 

We still wear our Busted T-shirts to parties. But obviously they're not vintage as they are a major live role in our lives. 

How long is it until something is considered vintage. Officially 20 years. We didn't even have to google that :) *general knowledge alert* But why is it that people aren't ever counted as vintage? We mean, friends that we made 20 years ago aren't introduced as "Oh this is my vintage friend Paula", it's just "Meet my old friend Paula, y'know the one from primary school that used to suck her thumb". 

Mind Boggling.

HELLO! 

CODE RED CODE RED!!!!!

Amazing song. 

Written by yours truly. 

DEACON! Totally wish we could play it to you. But we can't. Oops. Forgot the lyrics as well, but they are written down in a Ben 10 notebook, carefully stashed by the bedside. 

TONIGHT WE'RE GOING CRAAAAAAAAZY. 17:33. Pre Drinking Eating. Pizza. Magerita to be precise.

Made a late new years resolution- improve spelling. We had to type resolution 6 times before it was right. And 3 just then. We feel a fool. 

LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME. 

okay. cool. ice cold. 

Number of Diet Cokes today: 7.

Number of Diet Cokes by the end of today (hopefully): 707. 

PEACE X

hello world:)

We're bad, tell us about it.

This is our blog. 

Hello, Salut, Hey, Hiyaaa, Sup, Bonjour, Hallo, Wassup, Yo.

Cool kids never have the time. But cool kids do have sleepovers on school nights. And it's Thursday ;) get it?

So we're 16. From Chester. Love Johnny Knoxville. With google/facebook/ BEBO (loljk) these days, you'll be able to find out everything you need to know; including the names of our cats (Alonso, Buzzy and Tilly if you're wondering). 

We wear vintage headbands, have disposable camera days and spontaneous nights. We spend our saturdays ordering diet cokes with no ice, buying knuckle dusters and listening to SICK music YO.

*Dub Heaven* 

^rofl

We're actually hilarious in real life, seriously we're LOL. 

Like not as funny as Dave days, but on a scale from Mattybraps to Dave days we are a safe Ashton and George (8). 

WE LOVE SPINNING. WE LOVE PIC AND MIX. WE LOVE NEW YORK. 

We've both been here. And we're both gunna live here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw-Ja3kaeMI

comedy genius' so underrated. We are them. In girl form. Obviously. So we're not really them at all. In the slightest. This is awkward. 

we put the PH into physics. 

Also what do you call a twitching cow?

BEEF JERKY

peacccccce