Wednesday, 27 April 2011

theres something about SUMMER

twister ice lollies, IPODS, milkshakes, pastel coloured nail varnish, open windows, bare legs, water fights, hand washing cars, pimms, sangria, refusing to go to the cinema cs its too much time indoors, denim shorts (simply cut jeans), smiling, being light at 11pm, bikinis, FESTIVALS, bank holidays, no exams, sunrise, sunset, drawing shapes in the sand, disposable cameras, filling up scrap books, adding to the list of private jokes, taking mulberry for walks, writing cvs, eccleston river, rope swings, mosquito bites, sleeping in the garden, spying, making tshirts, diet coke, drip drying, makin videos, cruising in cars, bbqs(no red meat) , couscous, hickories, 99s, tennis, pitted olives, topless old men (HOT) tatoos on show, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

we really, really love a good windowsill. Probably because we love staring out windows so much. The view from moving vehicles is by far the best-- always desperate for the window seat when booking travel on trains or planes or buses. When we go to manchester. It's a good hour trip, and we've definitely met our share of freaks, recently released criminals and pervy old men .times like these, well needless to say were in absolute heaven.WINDOWSILL


plaits are the next big ting.
being chinese is NOT the next big thing.
eating chinese food is the next big thing.
eating a chinese person would be sick.


apparently is wierd to bathe together, 'at this age' whatever that means.
at this age. what a stupid phrase. theres not a point in our lives where we thought, cant do that, were at that age. we act our shoe size. LOL.
just to clarify, we dont bathe together.
...


we're 16/17. but we wanna live on our own, well we wanna live together, but with no adults.
in two houses like this. next door. so on our own, but together.
in new york. blates.
pink and purple. very balamory.
HOUSE ORGASM.

DOLPHINS
DOLPHINS
DOLPHINS.
i wish i could keep writing that word.
intelligent.
yes we've swam with them.
yes, if we had to be an animla, we'd be a dolphin..or a horse.. or a dog.
after careful consideration, after the grandnational, being a horse would suck.
DOLPHINS- popping up everywhere.
the planes that carry bits of planes, with the bottlenose (DOLPHIN REFERENCE)
dont wanna imagine dolphins having sex, because this makes them less cute. surely they just cuddle.

just a bff. teach her for not following blog your mum. we play hard ball.

FOR DA LOLZ.
i can just imagine some bald, builder guy having come up with this.
thinking hes funny, and you know what, hes wrong to think its funny.
its hilarious.
<3 you imaginary builder guy. hope your real.

love and peace peace and love

Saturday, 23 April 2011

i s a n y o n e t h e r e

Hello? Anyone there?

If you wanted to know if anyone was there, surely you would knock.

Which leads us nicely into our favourite past time and special talent- knock knock jokes.
They just never get old.

Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl do you know if you don't answer the door.


star star star 
***

Why won't Hawkins Bazzare give us jobs? Can't they tell we're amazing with kids.

S'all changing. S'all good. Stopped caring about alot of things, only caring about the important people. All the others are losers. Don't really care if you're not gunna invite us to your super cool walks and drinks. Being hated is cool. Don't care because important amazingly cool people love usssss.

really couldn't care what you think or who you think you know

Being under 18 is a major inconvenience. Here is some identical id. 

twins innit.




ICECOOL. 

ThE sUuUun is out. Well kind of. LOVE watching the entire population of Britain whip off several layers and sport pasty skin and cheap sunglasses whilst spending (wasting) entire full days in a crowded sticky park, eating. At the end its just like "at least pick up your litter". Us residents reaaaally don't need your rubbish lying around so the little squirrels die whilst trying to eat a tesco own brand sandwhich wrapper. 

PEACE OUT BECAUSE WE ARE SO STUPIDLY HAPPEH. 


dont mess

Thursday, 14 April 2011

LSHMSFOAIDMT

we all know LOL. we know LMAO. we know LMFAO. we know ROFL.
radio one took it to the next level.
NEXT L E V E L
LAUGHING SO HARD MY SOMBRERO FELL OFF AND I DROPPED MY TACO.

big up big up davedays.


feeling the winds of change
TOPSHOP are selling things by the fifty pence- skirt: £28.50
MADWORLD. they've always rounded up to the pound.


GETTIN ON THE SKYPE HYPE

colourful wardrobes make for colourful days.
days of colour.
WE DONT DO DULL.

 dressup.
be an animal.
a dragon? or cat?
mioaw.
indis ears look like horns.
a cat with horns. HAT
 we know this is misleading
having a photo with ice
kissing ice even.
but notice- IT WASNT IN COKE
 meet julian.
pips turtle :)
hes grown some since.
 THIRD YEAR AT WAKEY BABY
 we arent gonna end up behind bars
were too smooth
smooth criminal;)

FISHEYE


big it up for brown hair
Yes we're aware its back to front, but if you look in a mirror its the right way wooo. 
Just to clarify "blonde never looked this good" 

PEACE OUT SUCKKERSSS


big lovexxxxx

Sunday, 10 April 2011

ARE YOU FLY

like a bee? 

Why is it that these insects blessed with wings get a mention in practically every song nowadays? 
They fit nicely into every sentence as a handy smilie for being excited or looking cool. 
"buzzin like a bee"
"fly like a fly"
"buzzin like a wasps nest". 

Come on people, lets hear some original similes in your songs, for example: 
"hopping like a grasshopper" 
"knocking like a woodpecker" 

I hate the charts. 


Easter holidays. wooooo. And according to edith bowmen we are in the midst of a "heat wave", apparently  London over took LA on the heat scale on saturday- what a claim to fame london, that'll really put you on the map- establish you in society- if you will. 

adidas original sweatshirt. Not ours. Brothers chinese friends. We are planning on stealing it and keep it locked up forever. New favourite thing. 

Should we be revising? Yes sir.  Are we? Well kind of. Motivation to actually pick up books and try and learn is slim, literally cannot w a i t to leave school. Pip revises everyday because shes amazing, indi tries to, woo. Pip is gunna be a dentist, fix all your teeth so they look dead nice like.

moooore nights like these. 

we play. Are we amazing? A- hell- yeah.

Why does everyone hate on chipped nails? Okay, so they look a little scruffy, actually we can see the sense of hating chipped nails but not different coloured nails. Thats just rash. Right now I happen to be wearing 6 different colours. Feel free to haaaaate, haterz make us smile. 

boom ting. 
I said boom boom let me hear you say wayo wayo. 

just pure brilliance. 

PLANS4SUMMER?
because its not too far away. 
Wakestock/leeds/benicassim

cant wait cant wait cant wait. 
Should really be using proper grammar and spelling as AS english is just weeks away. 

don't regreeeeeeet just love love love your life innit. 
life advice- no worries it's free. 

www.hannahmakesthings.com
amazzzing stuff there. 



need an adventure, life needs a lot of them. 
chuck some bright colours on and hit the sun because it's sticking for a week yyyuuuh. 

DIETCOKEDIETCOKEDIETCOKE. 

www.heidiseeker.com <such a fond memory of loving this website through year 8 along with neopets and stardoll. 

Yo mama so ugly when she went through the haunted house she came out with job application.

Used to LOVE yo mamma on mtv. Shame they stopped that. Hours of pure entertainment right there. 


M A C M I L L E R representinnnn- seen here first. 


^because i'm wearing a sick pair of nike high tops right now. (Skip to 1.50 for maximum enjoyment)

KEEP IT REAL.
peace x