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HEY HEY HEYYYY!!!!

*our blog

Pip had an AMAZING nose pierce thing yesterday. Yes she did. Lets all team together and persuade her to get it done fo realll.

The whole world has exams tomorrow. 

woohooo. Feeling so crazy right now, haven't done any revision ALL weekend. 

Shoes. Vans. Reebok. Toms. Espadrilles.  

Shuus of Summa?

going through an "american punk teen rock" stage. You know the sorta stuff- blink182, all american rejects, boys like girls, all time low. As cringey as it sounds totally love it. 

If you were a twin. And one was born in the late hours of 31st August and the other twin was born in the early hours of 1st September would you be able to be in different years at school? How strange would that be. Crazzzy. Or would you be in the same year, but one of you would technically be in the year above/below. Wish we could meet someone who has been through this ordeal.

extremely bad posture right there. 

Today, I poured big liters of diet coke into normal 500ml bottles so that my mum doesn't know I drink so much hehehe, sneaaaakysly. 

colour colour colour colour colour. 

When you write a words loads and loads and loads of times in a row doesn't it start to look weird. And loose meaning. Right then, colour now doesn't look like a word. Oww stop hurting my brain. 

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE:

Brain Brian. <Can you tell the difference? 

One is an organ, one is a male (and vaguely creepy sounding- no offence to any of those really lovely non creepy Brians out there)

isn't it iconic? 

DJ IRONIK. whatever happened to him? 

I think my favourite colour is greeeen does that confuse you? 

Aaaah when you're typing and its got a little red squiggly line underneath the word "favourite" because you spell it the English way but for some STUPID reason your computer seems to have got it into it's head that its American. Its like- no, you're english. 

dope kids can't die. 

need some ring bling asap, heeeello asos market place. 

Totally forgot about this actually. On chatroulette, you know as you do. Clicking next to all the people out there who sit on chatroulette as lone warriors (sterotyping them as really really odd) and suddenly out pops SNOOP DOGG. 

You so think this is fake. But it's not. Swear down. He was sat there with his "crew", in LA smoking and he showed us his new album cover. One of the the best things ever. It got us to thinking its pretty logical really. If you were a major celeb you would sit on chatroulette and make people go OMGGGG and then next them when the novelty of seeing your face had worn off. 

check him ouuut! What a poser. SWEAT SWEAT SWEAT. He sings that yeahhh. Drop it like its hotttt. Miss snoopy and mims. 

miss polaroid cameras! Also, which character would you be off jersey shore?

pip: Jwowww

indi: snoooki

But together we'd be snooki and deena coz their a double act and hilarious and thats us. Comedy value. 

prime windowsill. 

:D:D:D:D:D ARE YOU HAPPY?WE ARE!

:)(: if you look at that (go on look) that is basically 4 different faces. 

I JUST FOUND AN EYE PATCH IN MY ROOM. OMG IT'S AMAZING. I'M WEARING IT LIKE A PIRATE. Day= made. 

PEACE

XXX

are you listening?

bonjour.

Probably the least active weekend in a while. 

Except going to a five star restaurant that is. 

We know, we know it is SO overrated and this sentence is the most overused one in the whole wide world but... we want summer. We know what you're thinking- "That was what the last blog was about", so we're stopping here. Read the last one. 

What you sayin? 

we enjoi hats. But every one we've ever owned has been lost. 

It's not gunna be long until we say CYA to this one. ^

lost hat

last seen: locker @ skwl

Returned: No, never. Broken hearted. 

lost hat

Last seen: Swimming pool party.

Returned: Sadly not. Again, heartbroken.

You will always get what you want. 

Just gotta work out what we want now. 

Just got some new vans, they are super trippy. 

fingers are so weird. They're like little pieces of bone attached to some fat that bend and stuff.

WE JUST DON'T GET THEM.

Grateful for them- of course (thankyou god) but oh they are confusing. 

If we were justin beiber, we would be terrified. Millions of stalkers out there claiming love. So happeh we aren't fans. Hes a good looking boy, but still.

Got a serious thing for sport clothing. Can't resist the temptation of nike adidas puma (so underrated) reebok etc. Not ugly sport clothing that middle aged men go running in- 

- but the cool kind. You know the drill. 

Pip is a HUGE miley fan. She even named her hamster after her, which is awkward as it's now roaming around her house lost. But, it ended better than indi's- last seen shriveled up in a boiler, at school. Not where her clean towels are kept. (!!!!!)

Ouch for hannie montannie. Serves her right for hurting our ears. 

Swag swag swag- we got it. Do you? 

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Strong believers in everything happens for a reason. A BOO YA.

What do basketballers do with cookies? Dunk them HEHEHHE

are we having fun yet? Are you? Ask yourself if you are. We are. We'll be having WAY more fun once Xams are over. Ironic how an X represents Saintun as well as Xams. Oh and Xmas. 

story of our life. You make a lot more friends this way. 

ORIGINALITY IS DEAD.

We're trynna bring it back.

benjamin francis leftwich- instantly makes us chillll.

teenage rebellion. Saw this printed on a shirt in republic. Oh republic how can you be so stupid. Printing the cringeyest t-shirts, "Saint" "Maybe not" "I hate slogans" are just a few others. SORT IT OUT.

STILL THERE? BE HAPPY/////// 

bought a hundred of those bad boys ^ (animal shaped bands)

how have we ended up with only two on our wrist? 

PEACE OUT SUCKKKKAAAS 

(said that to the pe teacher. She fell in love with us)

theres something about SUMMER

twister ice lollies, IPODS, milkshakes, pastel coloured nail varnish, open windows, bare legs, water fights, hand washing cars, pimms, sangria, refusing to go to the cinema cs its too much time indoors, denim shorts (simply cut jeans), smiling, being light at 11pm, bikinis, FESTIVALS, bank holidays, no exams, sunrise, sunset, drawing shapes in the sand, disposable cameras, filling up scrap books, adding to the list of private jokes, taking mulberry for walks, writing cvs, eccleston river, rope swings, mosquito bites, sleeping in the garden, spying, making tshirts, diet coke, drip drying, makin videos, cruising in cars, bbqs(no red meat) , couscous, hickories, 99s, tennis, pitted olives, topless old men (HOT) tatoos on show, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

we really, really love a good windowsill. Probably because we love staring out windows so much. The view from moving vehicles is by far the best-- always desperate for the window seat when booking travel on trains or planes or buses. When we go to manchester. It's a good hour trip, and we've definitely met our share of freaks, recently released criminals and pervy old men .times like these, well needless to say were in absolute heaven.WINDOWSILL

plaits are the next big ting.

being chinese is NOT the next big thing.

eating chinese food is the next big thing.

eating a chinese person would be sick.

apparently is wierd to bathe together, 'at this age' whatever that means.

at this age. what a stupid phrase. theres not a point in our lives where we thought, cant do that, were at that age. we act our shoe size. LOL.

just to clarify, we dont bathe together.

...

we're 16/17. but we wanna live on our own, well we wanna live together, but with no adults.

in two houses like this. next door. so on our own, but together.

in new york. blates.

pink and purple. very balamory.

HOUSE ORGASM.

DOLPHINS
DOLPHINS
DOLPHINS.
i wish i could keep writing that word.
intelligent.
yes we've swam with them.
yes, if we had to be an animla, we'd be a dolphin..or a horse.. or a dog.
after careful consideration, after the grandnational, being a horse would suck.
DOLPHINS- popping up everywhere.
the planes that carry bits of planes, with the bottlenose (DOLPHIN REFERENCE)
dont wanna imagine dolphins having sex, because this makes them less cute. surely they just cuddle.

just a bff. teach her for not following blog your mum. we play hard ball.

FOR DA LOLZ.

i can just imagine some bald, builder guy having come up with this.

thinking hes funny, and you know what, hes wrong to think its funny.

its hilarious.

<3 you imaginary builder guy. hope your real.

love and peace peace and love

i s a n y o n e t h e r e

Hello? Anyone there?

If you wanted to know if anyone was there, surely you would knock.

Which leads us nicely into our favourite past time and special talent- knock knock jokes.
They just never get old.

Knock Knock?
Whose there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl do you know if you don't answer the door.

star star star 

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Why won't Hawkins Bazzare give us jobs? Can't they tell we're amazing with kids.

S'all changing. S'all good. Stopped caring about alot of things, only caring about the important people. All the others are losers. Don't really care if you're not gunna invite us to your super cool walks and drinks. Being hated is cool. Don't care because important amazingly cool people love usssss.

really couldn't care what you think or who you think you know

Being under 18 is a major inconvenience. Here is some identical id. 

twins innit.

ICECOOL. 

ThE sUuUun is out. Well kind of. LOVE watching the entire population of Britain whip off several layers and sport pasty skin and cheap sunglasses whilst spending (wasting) entire full days in a crowded sticky park, eating. At the end its just like "at least pick up your litter". Us residents reaaaally don't need your rubbish lying around so the little squirrels die whilst trying to eat a tesco own brand sandwhich wrapper. 

PEACE OUT BECAUSE WE ARE SO STUPIDLY HAPPEH. 

dont mess

LSHMSFOAIDMT

we all know LOL. we know LMAO. we know LMFAO. we know ROFL.
radio one took it to the next level.
NEXT L E V E L
LAUGHING SO HARD MY SOMBRERO FELL OFF AND I DROPPED MY TACO.

big up big up davedays.


feeling the winds of change
TOPSHOP are selling things by the fifty pence- skirt: £28.50
MADWORLD. they've always rounded up to the pound.

GETTIN ON THE SKYPE HYPE

colourful wardrobes make for colourful days.

days of colour.

WE DONT DO DULL.

 dressup.
be an animal.
a dragon? or cat?
mioaw.
indis ears look like horns.
a cat with horns. HAT

 we know this is misleading
having a photo with ice
kissing ice even.
but notice- IT WASNT IN COKE

 meet julian.
pips turtle :)
hes grown some since.

 THIRD YEAR AT WAKEY BABY

 we arent gonna end up behind bars
were too smooth
smooth criminal;)

FISHEYE


big it up for brown hair

Yes we're aware its back to front, but if you look in a mirror its the right way wooo. 

Just to clarify "blonde never looked this good" 

PEACE OUT SUCKKERSSS

big lovexxxxx

ARE YOU FLY

like a bee? 

Why is it that these insects blessed with wings get a mention in practically every song nowadays? 

They fit nicely into every sentence as a handy smilie for being excited or looking cool. 

"buzzin like a bee"

"fly like a fly"

"buzzin like a wasps nest". 

Come on people, lets hear some original similes in your songs, for example: 

"hopping like a grasshopper" 

"knocking like a woodpecker" 

I hate the charts. 

Easter holidays. wooooo. And according to edith bowmen we are in the midst of a "heat wave", apparently  London over took LA on the heat scale on saturday- what a claim to fame london, that'll really put you on the map- establish you in society- if you will. 

adidas original sweatshirt. Not ours. Brothers chinese friends. We are planning on stealing it and keep it locked up forever. New favourite thing. 

Should we be revising? Yes sir.  Are we? Well kind of. Motivation to actually pick up books and try and learn is slim, literally cannot w a i t to leave school. Pip revises everyday because shes amazing, indi tries to, woo. Pip is gunna be a dentist, fix all your teeth so they look dead nice like.

moooore nights like these. 

we play. Are we amazing? A- hell- yeah.

Why does everyone hate on chipped nails? Okay, so they look a little scruffy, actually we can see the sense of hating chipped nails but not different coloured nails. Thats just rash. Right now I happen to be wearing 6 different colours. Feel free to haaaaate, haterz make us smile. 

boom ting. 

I said boom boom let me hear you say wayo wayo. 

just pure brilliance. 

PLANS4SUMMER?

because its not too far away. 

Wakestock/leeds/benicassim

cant wait cant wait cant wait. 

Should really be using proper grammar and spelling as AS english is just weeks away. 

don't regreeeeeeet just love love love your life innit. 

life advice- no worries it's free. 

www.hannahmakesthings.com

amazzzing stuff there. 

need an adventure, life needs a lot of them. 

chuck some bright colours on and hit the sun because it's sticking for a week yyyuuuh. 

DIETCOKEDIETCOKEDIETCOKE. 

www.heidiseeker.com <such a fond memory of loving this website through year 8 along with neopets and stardoll. 

Yo mama so ugly when she went through the haunted house she came out with job application.

Used to LOVE yo mamma on mtv. Shame they stopped that. Hours of pure entertainment right there. 

M A C M I L L E R representinnnn- seen here first. 

^because i'm wearing a sick pair of nike high tops right now. (Skip to 1.50 for maximum enjoyment)

KEEP IT REAL.

peace x